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• Swiss-born 🇨ðŸ‡, British-inspired 🇬🇧, living in Japan 🇯🇵
• Dive with me into my amusing 🤣 and sometimes confusing 😜 stories of life in Japan


LOST IN APPLIANCE PARADISE
One of the things I’ve always loved about Japan – apart from the polite people, super-efficient trains, and vending machines that sell everything short of life insurance – are the gigantic  electronics stores. These are not just shops. They are cathedrals of consumer technology, temples where you can lose yourself for hours among the latest gadgets, futuristic household appliances, and mysterious contraptions you didn’t even know existed but suddenly can’t live without. The u
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DIRECT DEMO-CRAZY
Last month, I once again did my civic duty (or privilege, as I prefer to view it) as a Swiss citizen: I voted in a national referendum....
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Oct 113 min read
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I'M NOT A TOURIST, I JUST LOOK LIKE ONE
Living in Japan as a Western foreigner can be rather interesting. People spot you, freeze, and then quietly decide not to engage unless...
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Oct 43 min read
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JAPANIVERSARY
On 30 September, I will be celebrating my 29th Japaniversary – that's right, 29 years since I started a new life in the Land of the...
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Sep 273 min read
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FROM TOUCHSCREEN TO TIME MACHINE
Last week I made the bold decision that our loyal, 8-year-old car had earned its pension. Time for a shiny new replacement, I thought. A...
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Sep 203 min read
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JAPAN HAS JUST MELTED
It’s official: The Japan Meteorological Agency has confirmed that Japan just survived (barely) its hottest summer on record. The national...
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Sep 133 min read
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A TALE OF 2 ORDERLY NATIONS - Part 3
🗻 Mountains: A Matter of Ownership and Space Sure, the Swiss Alps are world-famous, but here's a surprising fact: Switzerland only owns...
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Sep 63 min read
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THE GREAT SWISS ESCAPE
So, here's a fun fact: around 11% of Swiss citizens live abroad. That's right – roughly one in ten people born in the land of cheese,...
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Aug 234 min read
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SUMIMASEN-SATIONAL!
Last week, I talked about the British "apology reflex" – th at charming Olympic sport where two strangers bump into each other and then...
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Aug 184 min read
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SORRY, NOT SORRY
Last week, I reflected on how different cultures handle small talk. Just a day later, I was reminded of this in the most unexpectedly...
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Aug 93 min read
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MIND THE CHIT-CHAT
I’ve just returned from a two-week holiday trip to Switzerland and the UK, and once again, I'm left marvelling at the wildly different...
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Aug 14 min read
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BOOZE AND DON'TS
Summer has kicked off in earnest, temperatures are soaring, and hydration has become a competitive sport. Health experts are telling us...
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Jul 54 min read
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A TALE OF 2 ORDERLY NATIONS - Part 2
🌿 Obsession with Botanical Beauty Swiss and Japanese homeowners treat gardens like tiny works of art, but the expectations come with...
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Jun 283 min read
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LOST IN TOASTLATION
The other day, I made what I believed to be a casual, innocent comment to my wife. You know, one of those soft suggestions disguised as...
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Jun 213 min read
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FIFTY SHADES OF DAMP
Earlier this week, the Japanese Meteorological Agency cautiously announced that the Tokyo region had "likely entered the rainy season."...
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Jun 143 min read
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PREPAREDNESS IN B MINOR
Last week, my wife and I went to the opera – expecting culture, drama, and, inevitably, an overpriced glass of champagne (but that's part...
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Jun 73 min read
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A TALE OF 2 ORDERLY NATIONS - Part 1
At first glance, Switzerland and Japan seem like long-lost cousins –  both obsessively clean, absurdly punctual, and so devoted to their...
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May 313 min read
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THE ART OF STAYING SQUARE AND OUT OF TROUBLE
Switzerland’s flag is basically the peak of minimalist design - sleek, square, and effortlessly stylish. While other countries went wild...
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May 243 min read
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NO BINS, NO EXCUSES
Japanese sports fans have earned global admiration for their magical ability to clean up after themselves before leaving stadiums. They...
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May 174 min read
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POMERANIANS REIGNING SUPREME
Japan is shrinking. Well, not geographically, but demographically. It turns out, people just aren't making enough more people. Over the...
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May 104 min read
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ONE FOR ALL, ALL FOR ONE
The contrast couldn't be more dramatic. In the world's richest and most powerful country, a president has taken office who is determined...
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May 43 min read
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(UN)SIMPLIFIED NATURALISATION
Being in an international marriage comes with its fair share of complications, and no, I’m not talking about clashing cultures or...
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Apr 264 min read
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ALIENS, CHOPSTICKS, AND THE SIXTH SENSE
Japan has been surfing a tidal wave of popularity lately - both as a holiday hotspot and a full-time home. As a result, my neighbourhood...
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Apr 203 min read
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FULL CREST AHEAD
Most Swiss families have a coat of arms. If you’re from a country where heraldry is reserved for castles, crowns, and the nobility, this...
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Apr 123 min read
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ANCESTRAL MYSTERIES
Switzerland doesn't just march to the beat of its own drum - it toots its own alphorn when it comes to passports. While most nations are...
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Apr 63 min read
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REVERSE CULTURE SHOCK IS REAL
Last month, I found myself jetting back to Switzerland to take care of family matters. In just six brief days, I had the chance to...
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Mar 295 min read
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TOKYO'S SPRINGTIME FASHION SHOW
Only days after a surprise snowfall in Tokyo, spring has suddenly sprung, with temperatures in the mid 20s (Celsius, not Fahrenheit!). Â ...
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Mar 233 min read
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PAPER BILLS AND DIGITAL THRILLS
In the grandiose age of a cashless world, where debit cards, electronic payment Apps and QR codes reign supreme, you’d think that paying...
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Mar 214 min read
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FOREIGN NAME WOES
My bank has been on a crusade, encouraging everyone to upgrade to their new bank card with the latest security features. Apparently, even...
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Jan 304 min read
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CONFESSIONS OF A SWISS "SPORTS ENTHUSIAST"
Every weekend, I stroll along the Tamagawa River separating Tokyo from Kanagawa, where locals are passionately engaged in baseball. As a...
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Jan 263 min read
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THE ROYAL TREATMENT
I've had to pay a few visits to my Mazda dealer lately (the latest one to get my Sat Nav updated, so as not to get lost on Tokyo's...
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Jan 203 min read
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THE LAND OF BIZARRE LAWS
Japan never ceases to amaze... The other day, it was time for the periodic vehicle inspection (called ' shaken ') of our car, which is...
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Jan 123 min read
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FONDUE SHOWDOWN!
When you hear "Fondue", you probably think of the Swiss classic: cheese fondue – dipping bread into a pot of melted Gruyere and...
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Jan 23 min read
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SNOWFLAKES AND T-SHIRTS
It's winter, and the question I hear more than anything else is: "Aren't you cold?" You see, Tokyo winters are like a lukewarm cup of tea...
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Dec 30, 20243 min read
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FROM ODDITY TO ORDINARY
How Japan has changed! Back when I first landed in Japan 28 years ago, I felt like a rare Pokémon in a sea of Pikachus — an oddity, a...
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Dec 19, 20243 min read
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EFFICIENCY GONE WILD
Japanese efficiency is practically an art form! Imagine a world where everything runs like clockwork, with the precision of a...
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Nov 15, 20244 min read
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FROM NEON LIGHTS TO FESTIVAL SIGHTS
Living in or near Tokyo for over 20 years, you tend to get used to the neon lights, towering skyscrapers, and the breakneck speed of...
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Oct 25, 20242 min read
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CULTURE CLASH OF COMFORT
As a long and hot summer has finally come to an end and the air is - slowly - getting cooler, our air conditioners finally get to chill...
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Oct 12, 20245 min read
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SHOP TILL YOU DROP
Ah, the delight of retail therapy, enjoyed by many the world over! So, let’s explore the contrasting shopping aisles of Japan and...
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Oct 5, 202410 min read
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THE LAND OF CONTRADICTIONS
This month marks 28 years since I crash-landed in Japan with my shiny new Japanese wife, ready to start a new life. I had no clue what to...
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Sep 24, 20246 min read
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WHERE THE DAY HAS 25 HOURS...
The first time I came across a sign indicating that a shop was open until 25:00 or 25:30, I thought, “Wait, did Japan invent its own time...
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Aug 23, 20243 min read
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ON SHAKY GROUND
People from abroad, well aware of Japan’s reputation for being a seismic hotspot, often ask me if I’m not afraid of earthquakes.  The...
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Aug 10, 20245 min read
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NINJA ASSASSINS ON WHEELS
The other day I had dinner with a Swiss friend, who was visiting Japan for the very first time. Â We settled down for a pre-dinner drink,...
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Jul 19, 20243 min read
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MY 'OVERHAUL IN THE DRY DOCK'
Imagine yourself as both a human and a ship, navigating life’s unpredictable waters. One special day a year, you transform into a sleek,...
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Jul 15, 202410 min read
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'SWEAT IS BEAUTIFUL'...
Stepping outside in Tokyo these days is like walking into a brick wall. The humid air clings to you like wrapping film around a sushi...
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Jul 6, 20244 min read
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(NO) SPRITZ IN JAPAN...
I have just returned from a 3-week long trip to Europe, to visit family and friends. Apart from the observation that everything is...
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Jun 2, 20242 min read
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WHERE THE STREETS HAVE NO NAME...
It may come as a surprise to many outside of Japan that most streets here don't have a name. The notable exception are main streets,...
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Apr 29, 20244 min read
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AL FRESCO DINING IN JAPAN...
With days - and evenings - getting warmer, I feel myself drawn to restaurant terraces and street cafés - not that they can exactly be...
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Apr 14, 20247 min read
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THE DRIVING LICENCE CONUNDRUM
A few months ago I mentioned that my old Swiss Driving Licence was going to lose its validity this year, as Swiss authorities will now...
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Apr 13, 20246 min read
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JAPAN'S FORT KNOX SECURITY
Japanese banks and credit card companies take security very, very seriously. Which would seem to be a good thing, right? Except, they...
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Mar 29, 20244 min read
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